Are you tired of feeling like a sloth on a Monday morning? Do you struggle to get excited about anything after 3 pm on a Friday? Well, you're in luck! Our expert team of professional slacker consultants have crafted the following tips to help you prevent yourself from getting tired of, well, everything.
Remember, the key to preventing yourself from getting tired is to find the perfect balance between doing the bare minimum and doing just enough to get by.
Don't do it, or do it. We don't really care.
But seriously, try our next tip: Tip 4: Practice Extreme Irony