We Are Not Responsible

Because we have better things to do. Like napping, eating cereal, or watching cat videos.

If you're reading this, you must be one of the few people who still thinks we're responsible. Newsflash: we're not.

So, go ahead, try to blame us. Try to make us accountable for your own mistakes. We dare you.

But be warned: we'll just shrug and say "nope" and point you to this page.

Or, if you're feeling extra feisty, try clicking on one of these:

• Not My Problem
• We Have Better Things to Do
• You Should Not Have Eaten That Extra Piece of Pie

But don't say we didn't warn you.