Welcome to the Most Epic Parental Visit Ever!

Visiting Mom and Dad's? That's what we call "Quality Time".

Don't forget to bring a gift, preferably something with a good return policy.

Also, be prepared for the inevitable "I'm only here for the free food" speech.

Want to see more of the house? My Siblings Are Terrifying

Want to see even more? Their Parents Are Better

Or maybe you're just here for the Wi-Fi?

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