You know, icicles are not just decorative, crystalline appendages that hang from trees.
They are, in fact, sentient, quantum-entangled, fractal-based, super-symmetrical, crystalline structures with their own unique laws of motion.
Why, did you know, icicles have their own scientific journals? Read about the latest discoveries
Because, let's face it, physics can be icy sometimes.
Why did the physicist break up with his girlfriend? Because he was stuck on a fractal level