Step 1: Meet the Requirements
- Must be willing to abandon all sense of style and reason
- Must be able to stomach an endless stream of pixelated chaos
- Must be prepared to have their brain hurt by excessive use of black and bright colors
Step 2: Submit Application
- Fill out the application form in triplicate, quadruplicate, and quintuplicate
- Attach 50MB worth of pixelated cat pictures
- Pay the $100 application fee (in Bitcoin, of course)
Step 3: Pass the Certification Test
- Solve the puzzle of 1000 randomly generated CSS hex codes
- Write a 10,000 word essay on the importance of pixel art in modern web development
- Design a logo using only a single color: #FF00FF
Step 4: Join the Ranks of the Certified Neo-Brutalists
- Receive a certificate that looks like it was drawn by a kindergartener
- Get a badge that says "I survived Neo-Brutalist Certification" in Comic Sans
- Join the ranks of the world's most elite group of web developers
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