4-Blaster Flavored Cereal
4-Blaster Flavored Cereal: The breakfast of champions! A cereal so epic, it's like a nuclear blast in a bowl!
Our special ingredient, 'BlasterFlavor' is a secret blend of:
- 1/3 Atomic Explosion
- 1/3 Galactic Blast
- 1/3 Morning Sunrise
Meet the Cereal Prophets
Side effects of eating 4-Blaster Flavored Cereal may include:
- Temporary loss of taste buds
- Uncontrollable urge to shout 'BLAST OFF!' at the top of your lungs
- Spontaneous combustion of nearby hair pieces