1. Whammel, the Human Mallet: A human-sized mallet that could knock down walls, break through glass, and shatter the dreams of its competitors.
2. TickleMonster: The Gentle Giant of the 80s was a behemoth of a creature that terrorized its victims with its unrelenting tickling.
3. Sploink, the 80s' Most Unlikely Hero saved the day with its unorthodox methods, including, but not limited to, sploinking its enemies into oblivion.
4. Bobby Wobbly, the 80s' most unlikely ballerina wobbled her way into the hearts of the public with her... well, wobbly dancing skills.
5. Flambo, the 80s' most flamboyant Fire Dancer, known for his impressive fire tricks and flamboyant outfits.