When your in-law's questions become an existential crisis, employ the Deflective Dodge. It's a technique that will make you feel like a ninja, minus the stealthy part.
Example:
In-law: "What's with your haircut?"
You: "I'm just trying to grow out the split ends."
This response is a classic example of the Deflective Dodge. By diverting attention from your haircut, you successfully deflected the in-law's question and preserved your sanity.
Want to master this technique? Try Deflective Redirect or Deflective Dodge: Advanced for more expert-level deflecting.
Or maybe you're ready to take your deflective skills to the next level prophets? Check out Deflective Dodge: Masterclass for a comprehensive guide.
Or, if you're just feeling particularly crafty, try Deflective Dodge: Craft for some creative deflecting exercises.
Don't forget, deflecting is an art. Practice makes perfect. Or, at the very least, makes you feel less like you're being slowly driven mad by your in-laws.