CRISIS MANAGEMENT | Incessant Sorrow

Expert Guidance from the Depths of Despair

We're not just another self-help group. We're the self-help group that's given up.

Our Philosophy

Embracing the abyss. Accepting the void. And occasionally, eating a whole pizza by yourself.

Our Services

Professional couch surfing, existential dread, and occasional cat whispering.

Our Community

A support group for those who've lost all hope. And occasionally, a book club.

Latest Crisis

Our latest case study: a man who can't stop watching cat videos on the internet.

Crisis of the Month

Our featured crisis: running out of ramen noodles.

Testimonials

We've helped people who've lost all sense of purpose. And occasionally, we've helped ourselves.