SELF PITY SESSION

Welcome, fellow sufferers! This meeting is for those who have been wronged, who have been wronged again, and who are still waiting for the universe to get its act together.

Agenda

10:00 AM - 10:30 AM: Group Therapy

Join us for our weekly session of collective whining and complaining. Share your woes and commiserate with fellow victims of circumstance.

10:30 AM - 11:15 AM: Self-Help Segment

We'll try to offer some advice, but let's be real, it's not like it'll make a difference. Maybe just sit back, relax, and enjoy the existential dread.

11:15 AM - 12:00 PM: Group Activities

We'll play a game of "Would You Rather" where we all take turns saying things we'd rather do than be in this situation. Then, we'll have a group discussion on the meaninglessness of it all.

Important Links

Personal Crises Session (for when things get really bad)

Random Rants Session (for when things get really good)