Random Rants

Why the World is Ending, But Not Really

It's not like we haven't seen it before, folks. The apocalypse is just another Tuesday. But seriously, have you tried to order a coffee with the current state of the world? It's like trying to get a decent Wi-Fi signal at the local library. Learn more about our support group for those who've seen it all.

Or, you know what? Let's be real, it's probably not the end. I mean, who needs the sun to exist for anything to grow? We'll just stick to our screens and pretend the apocalypse is just a bad meme.

Maybe we can start a post-apocalyptic support group for when the world finally decides to end itself.

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On the Futility of Trying to Find a Good Wi-Fi Signal

It's like trying to find a needle in a haystack, or a good reason to leave the house. You know, for the sake of human sanity. But seriously, have you tried to get online in a pinch?

Don't get me wrong, I love a good router, but sometimes I think we're just pawns in a larger game of cat-and-mouse with the internet.

Join our support group for those who've been driven mad by the pursuit of a decent connection.

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