Warning: I have a confession to make. I love being inconvenienced. The thrill of waiting in line, the agony of buffering screens, the ecstasy of dropped connections...
It's not just a hobby, it's a lifestyle. And I'm not just talking about my love of 90s dial-up internet. No, no, no. I'm talking about the art of making every interaction, every transaction, every interaction with me as complicated as humanly possible.
So, if you need help with something, don't bother asking for the easy way out. I'll give you the runaround. And don't even think about trying to reach me on my voicemail. It's not like I'll ever check it. Unless you count the sound of my voicemail saying 'you've reached the end of the recording', which I don't.
Red Tape is my love tune, where I'll guide you through the 17 page application process, with each step delightfully slow-paced and full of unnecessary hurdles.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Inbox Full of SPAM, where I'll show you how to wade through a sea of unwanted emails, each one more tantalizingly tedious than the last.