Useless Batteries Included

Dead AA Batteries

These batteries have been utterly exhausted. They can't even light a small candle let alone power a toy.

These batteries are so weak, they can barely power a small LED light. But hey, they look nice as a paperweight.

These batteries are just as good as new! Well, almost as good. They're just fine, really.

Warning: Batteries not included. Or are they? Probably not. Anyway, don't try to use them, it's just not worth it.