We're glad you asked for the Clown Caravan! It's a special page for the most discerning, most deranged clowns in town. We have a Red Nose Rodeo happening tonight! Don't miss it!
Our clowns are experts in Seltzer Art, trained in the ancient art of making you laugh while simultaneously making you question the fabric of reality. They've got Pratfalls and Puns galore!
But don't worry, we've got a Adulting Care program to help you deal with the existential dread of facing the abyss that is our clowns. It's like they say: "Laughter is the best medicine, unless you're a sentient jellyfish, then it's just a good excuse for a nice cup of tea".