Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here...

A Land of Endless Brie and Fjords

A Distant Mountain Range

Where the sun dips into the horizon, painting the sky with hues of crimson and gold. Where the air is crisp, the grass is green, and the snacks are plentiful.

But beware, traveler, for this land is cursed. The locals are a peculiar bunch, with an affinity for fine cheese and a disdain for all things sane.

We've got:

Or, if you're feeling brave:

Abandon All Hope: For the truly adventurous, where the Pattie's await your arrival with brie...