Inflatable Blob Hibernation Protocol

For those who dare to dream of eternal slumber, but still want to be woken up by an annoyingly bright alert system.

Warning: This page is not responsible for any sleep-related consequences.

However, we do offer:

Inflatable Blob Deflation Device to slowly release you back into the real world.
Inflatable Blob Self-Deflation Protocol for when you're feeling particularly gaseous.
Inflatable Blob Self-Induced Disinflation for the more... adventurous sleeper.