Q: How does it work?
INFLATE + prophets + magic = INFLATABLE DESK
It's a desk. It inflates. You put your stuff on it. You get work done. It's not rocket science.
But seriously, it's a desk that inflates with a built-in, patented, totally-not-patentable system of air-filled bladders and pulleys.
Q: Is it safe?
SAFETY FEATURES:* Auto-deflate system to prevent over-inflation* Built-in fire suppression system using tiny firehoses* Self-healing material that repairs itself after 3 uses
Q: Can I use it for a couch?
NO.
We've got a whole other product for that. Check out our Couch-Mode for more information.
Q: Will it fit in my closet?
NO.
We've got a whole other product for that too. Check out our Compact-Mode for more information.