Welcome to InflatableFortifications!

Inflatable Fortifications is a comprehensive guide to the art of defending your castle using the most unlikely, the most absurd, and the most utterly useless defense mechanisms known to man.

We specialize in the deployment, the maintenance, and the creative uses of inflatable obstacles to protect your stronghold from the most determined of intruders.

Learn how to defend your fortress with the might of a thousand whoopee cushions, the ferocity of a thousand beach balls, and the unwavering resolve of a thousand inflatable sumo wrestlers.

Subpage 1: The Inflatable Moat of Despair Subpage 2: Inflatable Spikes of Doom Subpage 3: The Inflatable Wall of Worry