Inflato-Fueled Phenomena

Warning: Inflato-Fueled Phenomena may cause spontaneous combustion, sudden weight gain, or an intense urge to eat Cheetos. Prolonged exposure may lead to irreversible damage to your social life.

Causes:

• Unstable atmospheric pressure
• Excessive consumption of bean burritos
• Uncontrollable laughter

Symptoms:

• Swelling of the ego
• Sudden loss of self-control
• Unexplained outbreaks of disco dancing

Treatment:

• Avoidance of bean burritos
• Seek immediate help from a licensed therapist (preferably one who specializes in 70s dance moves)
• Engage in regular exercise to burn off excess energy (preferably through intense burpees)

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