Our Inflato-Fueled Furby products are the result of years of experimentation with the fundamental laws of reality. We've pushed the bounds of science to create something truly... unusual.
From the Inflato-Fueled Furby 5000, which defies the laws of gravity, to the Inflato-Fueled Furby 3000, which defies the laws of time itself, we've got a product that will leave you questioning your very existence.
But wait, there's more! Our Inflato-Fueled Furby products also come with a FREE side effect: spontaneous combustion. Because, why not?
Don't worry, though - our Inflato-Fueled Furby products are completely safe for use. In fact, they're so safe, you can even use them while wearing a tutu and a pair of roller skates!