Welcome to the Inflato-Induced Phenomena page, where the very fabric of reality seems to have gone slightly... puffy. It's not just you, it's not just your eyes - the entire world is experiencing an inexplicable inflation of its own accord. Buildings are ballooning, furniture is expanding, and the price of bread is through the roof.
What to Expect
As the Inflato takes hold, you can expect:
- Everything to cost more, because, you know, inflation.
- The sound of buildings creaking under the pressure.
- The faint scent of freshly baked bread wafting through the streets, only to be replaced by the acrid smell of bursting seams and torn fabric.
Causes
Experts point to a combination of factors, including:
- Too much pineapple pizza.
- A surplus of helium.
- A mysterious shortage of deflationary forces.
Stay tuned for further updates as this situation develops. In the meantime, try to stay afloat.