Welcome to the TimeTravelingTent, where the fabric of reality is loose enough for you to squeeze through. Please, make yourself at home.
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1. Do not travel through time unless you are sure you can handle the consequences.
2. Do not attempt to bring back any items from the past. They will only end up in the thrift store.
3. Do not try to communicate with your past self. They will only think you are a crazy person.