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InsProphet's Top 5 Most Insanely Popular Predictions
- 1. The world will soon be covered in a thick layer of cheese.
- 2. Cats will start wearing tutus and demanding better catnip.
- 3. The meaning of life will be discovered on a discarded donut box.
- 4. Humans will start communicating solely through interpretive dance.
- 5. The color blue will be outlawed in all forms of fashion.
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