Decree 1: The Official Proclamation of Unimportance

By the power vested in us, we declare that the importance of socks is, in fact, utterly irrelevant. All citizens are free to wear them or not, as they please, without fear of reprisal or social consequence.

Furthermore, we ordain that the color pink shall henceforth be the official color of all bureaucratic documents, as it is a hue that strikes fear into the hearts of all who dare oppose us.