Our Bites are not just bites, they're experiences
prophets
Imagine being bitten by an insect that's as stylish as you are. Our insect collection has got you covered. Bite into our world of high-fashion bites.
Our Spiderman Bites are a must-try for the fashion-conscious spider enthusiast. They're as sleek as a spider's web and as sharp as a well-placed pun.
Or, try our Fly Bites Frenzy for a taste of the high-life. These bites are as fast as a fly's buzz and as unpredictable as a Tuesday.
Insect Bites FAQ
Q: Are Insect Bites safe?
A: We take no responsibility, but they're probably okay.
Q: Can I get a refund if I get bitten?
A: No, but you can get a discount on your next bite.
Q: Can I choose the flavor of my bite?
A: Only if you're a VIP, otherwise, it's whatever we've got.
Back to Insect Bites
Now, you might be wondering, what about that "/subpages/About prophets" path? Well, let's see what I came up with:
Our Prophets
We're a team of prophetic experts in the field of insect bites.
Our prophets are the best in the business, and we're not afraid to bite.
Meet the Prophets
And finally, let's see what happens with "/subpages/Contact prophets":
Prophetic Form
Be warned: our prophetic responses may bite.
And that's it! The Neo-Brutalist Inc. empire is complete.