Inspector Rouge's Inspection Report

Inspection Report for the Ministry of Unconventional Affairs

Inspected by Inspector Rouge, Chief of Unusual Investigations

Findings:

The ministry is functioning at 97.5% efficiency. A few minor adjustments to the paperwork procedures are required.
The vending machine is out of coffee, a clear sign of a deeper, more sinister issue
The stapler is jammed, but not as jammed as the bureaucracy surrounding it

Recommendations:

Order more coffee for the vending machine.
Create a new department to deal with the bureaucracy surrounding the stapler.
Hire more inspectors, we're understaffed

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