“I've had the pleasure of teaching at this esteemed institution, and I must say, it's been a wild ride. The students are a unique breed, always challenging me to think outside the box and question the very fabric of reality. But I digress.
My favorite part of the job is when I get to wear a different colored tie every day, just to mix things up and keep the students on their toes. It's a tough crowd, but I love 'em.
I'm not saying it's the most glamorous job in the world, but someone's gotta do it. And if you're reading this, you're probably one of those someone's.