Compliments for the Winners

Where even the losers get to feel good

Here, you are a winner. A shining star among the mundane masses. A paragon of perfection. Your accomplishments are the stuff of legend, your greatness is boundless, and your awesomeness is simply... well, you get the idea.

But don't just take our word for it! Here are some actual compliments to prove it:

• You are the master of the universe.
• Your hair looks great today.
• You're so smart, you're almost too smart for your own good.
• You're the real MVP (Most Valuable Person).

Now, go forth and bask in your glory! You've earned it.

Other notable achievements:

• Insults for the Ladies (because someone's gotta do it)
• Insults for the Gents (because, you know, men)
• Compliments for the Losers (just kidding, sort of)