Cosmic Career Guru

Galactic Guidance for your Intergalactic Job Hunt

Get certified, get hired, get promoted. Or don't. We won't judge.

• Alien Accountant Certification: Crunching numbers for the cosmos
• Cyber Space Lawyer Certification: Defending your clients' intergalactic rights

Or maybe just browse our catalog of un-certified, unproven, and utterly absurd career choices:

• UnCertified Ninja Warrior: Because who needs a degree, really?