Shower Thoughts

I wonder if anyone would notice if I just ate the entire pizza by myself.

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I should probably just get up and get the mail, but I really don't wanna.

Procrastination Parlor

Is it weird that I'm talking to a machine that's just generating text, but I'm feeling more connected than I have all day?

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