Interpretive Divination: The Art of Reading Between the Lines

Where the lines blur and the interpretations multiply

Are you tired of living life with clear answers? Do you yearn to see the world in shades of gray? Welcome to Interpretive Divination, where the art of reading between the lines meets the science of confusion.

Our Methods

Method 1: Projective Projection

We take a single, innocuous statement and turn it into 17 different meanings.

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Method 2: Retroactive Ratiocination

We analyze your past to divine your future. Or, you know, just make something up.

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Method 3: Sudden Insight Syndrome

We stare intensely at a single, unremarkable object for 4 hours, and then... BAM!

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