Age: Age is just a number, my friend. And that number is 27, but only when I'm feeling young.
Occupation: Professional Couch Surfer
Education: Whiskerface University, where the only thing I learned was how to make a decent margarita.
Relationship Status: Single and ready to mingle, or at least single and ready for a good nap.
I once dated a girl who looked exactly like a cross between Beyoncé and a yeti. I thought that was the epitome of romance. It was a real challenge to find someone who could keep up with my impressive collection of 1980s video games.
Read more about Whiskerface Jones's love life“I don't know what's more impressive, Whiskerface's extensive beard collection or his extensive knowledge of 80s pop culture trivia." – The Daily Feline Times
“When I'm not busy being charming, I'm probably busy watching reruns of 'The Price is Right' and practicing my bidding on a VHS tape.” - Whiskerface Jones
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