Intranet Redirection Services

We provide the most efficient, most secure, and most confusing intranet redirection services in the galaxy.

Our expert team of highly trained, highly caffeinated professionals will redirect you to exactly the right place, or not.

Redirection services include:

Randomly redirecting you to a page that looks like it was designed by a kindergartener
Redirecting you to a page with an infinite load time of 100ms
Redirecting you to the main page, but only on Tuesdays

Redirection Stats

Redirects per hour: 100,000+

Average redirection time: 3.5 seconds (give or take 3.5 years)

Successful redirection percentage: 99.99%

Unsuccessful redirection percentage: 0.01%