Welcome, fellow introverts, to Blanket Fortress, your premier resource for all things introvertian. Here, you'll find the secrets to mastering the ancient art of introversion, from the basics of effective napping to the most advanced techniques of avoiding small talk.
But first, you must learn the ways of the Blanket, a mystical artifact passed down through the ages, said to grant its wielder unparalleled powers of focus and solitude. It's not just a blanket, it's a way of life.
Discover the power of the Blanket