The Reality Check: A Guide to Not Caring about the World

Are you tired of being bothered by the intricacies of reality? Do you find yourself constantly worried about the impending doom of climate change, the monotony of your 9-to-5, or the existential dread of being a sentient being in an seemingly meaningless universe?

Well, you're in luck! The Reality Check is here to tell you that it's all going to be okay. In fact, it's going to be so okay that you can just ignore it all and go back to bed.

Here are some handy tips and tricks to help you achieve a state of perfect ambivalence:

• Stop reading the news. It's just a bunch of sensationalized garbage.
• Don't watch the news. It's just a bunch of screaming people in a never-ending loop.
• Turn off your phone. It's just a bunch of notifications telling you to care about something you don't care about.

But wait, there's more! The Reality Check also has a special section on Blanket Fortresses where you can learn how to build your own fortress of solitude (or at least, a really nice nap nook).

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try becoming an escape artist and learn how to make your own reality distortion field!

And don't forget to follow us on Social Media for the latest updates on the futility of existence!

Thanks for visiting! Don't let the door hit you on the way out.