Don't let the world outside dictate your thoughts, create your own reality in the comfort of your own home.
Subscribe to 12+ years of uninterrupted Netflix shows, because who needs human connection, anyway?
Learn to make a mean bowl of ramen, it's a skill that'll get you through the apocalypse.
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Don't bother with productivity, just stare at this wall of pure, unadulterated white.
Or, learn to make your own cat-themed memes, because that's what matters.
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Find joy in the suffering of others, it's like a national pastime.
Practice your evil laugh, it's good for the soul.
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