Susan the Sarcastic Scientist

Expert in all things obvious, and not much else.

I'm Susan, and I'm here to tell you that the universe is, indeed, a vast and wondrous place. But don't worry, I've got the answers to all your burning questions right here.

Check out my Oblivious Guide to Everything for more of my patented brand of unhelpful information!

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try my Sarcastic Science Fiction series, where I pretend to be a scientist, but actually just make stuff up!