Market Manipulation Mischief - Investing In The Dramatic

Where the drama meets the dollar, and the dollar meets the drama.

Our Services

• Short Squeeze: Because who doesn't love a good panic?
• Flash Crash: For that extra kick of adrenaline!
• Market Manipulation Masterschool: Learn from the pros, or at least, learn from our fake examples.

Our Team

• Meet The Masterminds: Behind the curtains, behind the scenes, behind the fake news.
• Our Masters Of Disaster: Because who needs a 401(k) when you can have a 401(b)
• Our Team Of Experts: Because who needs expertise when you have a fancy degree from Harvard?

Disclaimer: This site is not actually for real, and you shouldn't actually do this.