Warning: What you are about to read is not for the faint of heart. Or for those with delicate fabric sensitivities.
The Basics
- Choose a sturdy, compact iron that won't betray you in mid-air
- Iron your clothes before attempting paragliding. You don't want to be stuck with a wrinkled shirt in freefall
- Don't underestimate the importance of a well-timed, perfectly-executed "Swoop-and-Press"
Now, you might be wondering what the heck I'm talking about. Well, let me tell you: Paragliding is the art of ironing your clothes while simultaneously paragliding down a nearby hill. It's a delicate balance of heat, steam, and gravity.
But fear not, dear reader. With practice, you too can become a Paragliding Master. And, who knows, you might even start a new trend.
Paragliding Accessories
- Paragliding Helmet Prophets - Because, let's face it, you're going to need some guidance up there
- Streamlined Irons - For when you need to iron on the go
- Gravity Boots - To prevent those pesky wrinkles from reappearing mid-descent
Tips & Tricks
- Don't look down. Ever.
- Keep your iron close, but your wits closer.
- Practice, practice, practice. Or, you know, just wing it. We won't judge you.