Disclaimer - It's Just About the Money

By visiting this site, you acknowledge that, yes, it's really about the money. We have lawyers. They made us do it.

Our lawyers have reviewed our terms and conditions, and by 'reviewed' we mean they nodded off while staring blankly at a spreadsheet.

Don't worry, it's not like we're going to sue you or anything (unless it's about the money). But seriously, don't do anything we don't like, or we might just have to send you an invoice.

For any questions or concerns, please contact our customer service department, who will promptly ignore you and ask if you've tried refreshing the page.

Exceptions to the Rule

Exceptions include but are not limited to:

For more information, please refer to our Exceptions-to-the-Rule subpage.