**Q: Is it real?**
A: Duh, it's real. (But, like, obviously.)
A: Prove it isn't real. (Good luck with that.)
A: We don't really know anything, and that's just the truth.
**Q: But why are we asking if it's real?**
A: We're not really bothered, but you're making us think about it.
A: It's real for you, too, and that's just the best.
**Q: What's the point of this page?**