Torture. It's like, you know, not really that bad. I mean, it's not like we're, like, actually doing it or anything. It's just, uh, "encouragement." Yeah, that's it. And if you don't like it, well, there's always the "optional" participation. You can just, like, leave if you want.
But seriously, folks, we're not into torture. We're more into, like, "motivational" activities. Like, have you seen our new "Motivation Station" in the corner of the room? It's, like, super comfy. You can just sit and, like, stare at the wall for hours while we, like, "work" on your, uh, "personal development."
We Don't Want to Talk About It
Look, let's just say it: we're not really into torture. But, like, if you must know, we have a, like, super comfy "confessional" room in the back. It's, like, totally optional. You can just, like, go in there and, like, talk about your feelings or something.
But, like, don't expect any, like, actual therapy or anything. That's just, like, not what we do here. We're more into, like, "torture-themed" decorations. Yeah, that's it. We're, like, really into that.
But Our Torturers Are the Real Problem
But Our Torturers Are the Real Problem
Uh, don't look at us, we're, like, totally not the ones in charge here. I mean, we're just, like, the "torture consultants" or something. We don't, like, actually do the torture or anything.
But, like, if you're looking for a, like, real problem, check out our "Torturer Appreciation Society" in the basement. They're, like, super nice and stuff.
Torture Is Just a Tool to Get You to Agree
Torture Is Just a Tool to Get You to Agree
It's, like, not really that deep, but, like, think about it: torture is just a, like, tool. We use it to, like, get people to agree with us. It's, like, super effective, too. I mean, who needs, like, freedom of choice or anything when you can, like, just torture people into submission?
But, like, don't worry, we're not, like, actually torturing anyone or anything. That's, like, so last season. This season, we're all about, like, "torture-themed" team-building activities. Yeah, that's it.