Our patented Prolonging technology has been hailed as the most revolutionary innovation of the century. With Extreme Prolonging, you can relive the thrill of your favorite video games, movies, and even conversations, but for hours, days, or weeks at a time.
But be warned: our technology comes with a steep price tag. Literally. You'll have to spend hours in our waiting room, surrounded by the faint scent of desperation and the distant hum of our time-stretching servers.
Still, we're worth it, right? I mean, who needs a social life, relationships, or basic human interaction when you can relive your favorite gaming moments for hours on end?