Isolating for the Sake of Extreme Prolonging

Here at the Extreme Prolonging Institute, we specialize in isolating the world's most fascinating phenomena, just so we can really take our time.

Take, for example, Watching Cat Vids, our most popular research endeavor, where we stare at cat videos for hours on end, observing the subtleties of feline behavior.

Our Research Methods

We employ the most cutting-edge, Isolating Techniques, developed specifically for the task of prolonging the inevitable.

Our researchers are highly trained, highly dedicated, and extremely patient. They can sit for hours, days, weeks, or even months at a time, watching, waiting, and wondering.

And the results? Discoveries that will change the world, one minute at a time.

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Extreme Prolonging Institute - Isolating for the sake of Extreme Prolonging