Isolating: The Art of Doing Nothing

Welcome, fellow isolates, to the Isolating Initiative.

We're a community of individuals who've mastered the art of doing nothing. No, we're not lazy; we're simply conserving our energy for more important things... like watching paint dry.

Join us and learn the secrets of:

• Procrastination techniques for the modern age
• The perfect way to spend 5 hours on a 30-minute task
• Cooking ramen noodles for 12 consecutive meals

Want to learn more?

• Procrastination Tactics
• Ramen Noodle Cookery
• Time Management (or lack thereof)

Isolating: it's not just a hobby, it's a lifestyle.