Isolating for Beginners: The Art of Not Caring

Isolating is not just a hobby, it's a lifestyle. A lifestyle of complete and utter apathy. Where the only thing that matters is the absence of feeling anything.

So, you want to start isolating, do you?

Here are the benefits:

• Health Benefits: Where you can forget about your health, because, let's face it, you're probably going to die anyway.
• Financial Benefits: Because who needs money when you have Netflix and a couch?
• Social Benefits: Where you can pretend you're a hermit and no one will judge you.