I'm Dr. Isolatorius, Chief Isolationist, and I've been stuck in this tiny, windowless room for 27 years. My only companions are the dust bunnies and the faint hum of the fluorescent light above.
I used to have a life. I had friends, a job, and a social media presence that was moderately tolerable. But then the world outside my door started to change, and I found myself alone, surrounded by nothing but the echoes of what used to be.
Now, I spend my days writing about my experiences, trying to make sense of it all, and questioning the life choices that led me to this place. It's a living nightmare, folks.