Where the only competition that matters is how long you can go without human contact.
Welcome, contestants! Are you ready to push your isolation skills to the limit?
Here's your schedule for the day:
Run a 5K on the treadmill while listening to a loop of elevator music. Winner gets a year's supply of canned tuna.
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Hold your breath for as long as possible while standing in a room with a loud, piercingly bright light. Last one to breathe gets a participation trophy.
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Don't forget to hydrate! There are refreshments available in the Caffeine Fountain.