Welcome to the Isolation Chamber, where the air is stale, the walls are grey, and your emotions are irrelevant.
You're here to learn the art of emotional detachment, a skill that will serve you well when the world outside is burning down around you.
Or, you know, you could just watch Netflix.
Current Status: 3.4/10: You're not doing great, but you're doing.
Learn more about our Disconnection Tactics and how to achieve peak emotional numbness.
Explore our Reward System for a chance to win a year's supply of stale crackers.
Or, if you're feeling particularly nihilistic, visit our Existential Crisis page for some good old-fashioned soul-crushing.