Overqualified Cook | Job Openings

We've got a real puzzling situation on our hands. We're looking for someone who's way too good for this job. Our kitchen is equipped with state-of-the-art appliances, but our management team is still stuck in the dark ages.

As our overqualified Cook, you'll be responsible for cooking, baking, and occasionally wondering why you're wasting your talents on us.

We're looking for someone who:

• Has a culinary degree from a prestigious university, but let's be real, we just got that one from a online course.
• Has 10+ years of experience in fine dining, but we're pretty sure you just worked at McDonald's for a few months.
• Can whip up a mean soufflé, but we're really just looking for someone who can make decent toast.
• Is a certified sommelier, but we just have a wine fridge with some old Coke bottles in it.

If this sounds like you, send us your resume, a cover letter, and a brief explanation of why you're willing to settle for our mediocrity.